If you run a popular web site (and this one gets about 30,000 hits a year) you will eventually be written to by people with an alternative grasp of reality. I collected the best of these together on a web page that keeps getting longer. Click here!

If you own a Spanish villa then you will find yourself working on it. Wearing a boiler suit would mean you were the one that would boiling. Old clothes for warmer weather are the answer ...but I kept one pair of shorts rather too long! Here, for posterity, are some photos of the shorts ...just before they were retired. Click here!

Trying to get your odd-job business started needs a little more than word of mouth (at first). With this bundle of DIY graphics you could be posting posters, flying around with flyers and handing out the business cards (software not included). Click here.

Strange little bad-smelling creatures from the planet "Fart?" The truth might surprise you! Click here!

If you travel abroad then you are almost guaranteed to see things that unintentionally humorous ...like the pet shop in Ireland that also bore the sign "Firearms and Ammunition." I will not have been the only person to have imagined that this sideline had the potential to improve trade in the main business. Sadly, that was years ago and I was at the end of my roll of film! Click here!

Why would you use a team of horses to drag some really big lorry tyres up and down a road? Don't believe it happens? Click here!

You may have noticed differing Spanish accents ...one of which contains the use of the "th" sound, so-called lisp (ceceo). There is a leastone story about how this came into being that is complete rot! Click here!